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Jalapeno Capsaicin near Fatal accident,,,,ow ow ow
Posted By: ....TiredIron
Date: 7/7/20 02:28
It's been a while since I have made this near fatal mistake. Was cutting up some jalapenos fresh out of the garden...bare handed. just about done and cleaning up the counter when I got a cell call. Yakked for about 15 minutes and just wiped the counter off with a paper towel and didn't do a full NBC decontamination on my hands/fingers. tik-tok tik-tok tik-tok...time bomb waiting to go off.
Phone rang again an holding it next to my face...the capsaicin oil on my fingers lightly start to gas and irritate my eyes...and I rubbed my eye once...then twice...THEN it really blew up and my natural reaction before the "light bulb" came on was to rub it hard one more time...AW FUCK..FUCK ..FUCK.
Several hours of excruciating pain now and it finally started decreasing in intensity 1/10 of a degree at a time. Many times in the last hour thinking I'd rather be dead.
Several times...I wonder about stories I've heard of drunks or people on drugs being shot point blank in the eyes with "Police Grade" fresh Black Jesus and it allegedly..HAVING NO AFFECT ON THEM...HOW IN THE HELL can that not affect them...compared to me just rubbing my skin near my eyes and tear ducts..????
IN RETROSPECT...I swear I'll "NEVER" cut up peppers without gloves on NEXT TIME....which is what I probably said..."LAST TIME". In the probably possible event that I FUCK UP AGAIN...are there any proven...fuck-up tested...remedies or treatments to lessen the pain or effect of the capsaicin other than supposedly splashing with whole milk..medical saline..or common tap water in a futile attempt for relief...while you wait to DIE??????
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